8pm, Stargate Atlantis, Sky1
Sheppard and the gang head off to a village on a remote planet, and discover that the local inhabitants are sheltering a group of survivors of the Hoffon plague, originally from a planet called Balar. Up until now, the Blarians have been quite safe with the villagers, but it turns out (duh, duh, DAH!) that the Wraith are sending a ship to come and get them that very night. It falls to Sheppard to try to convince the villagers to up sticks and move to another planet (not much of an inconvienance, surely?) rather than sacrificing the survivors to save their own skins…

8pm, House, Hallmark
Our cantankerous protagonist is convinced that a 19-year-old patient who is coughing up blood has an infection, while his team believe she has cancer. Which of them could be right? Mmm, I wonder… Meanwhile, Foreman hands in his resignation but refuses to say why, and House has his eye on a hot young nutritionist to take his place. The old dog.

9pm, CSI: Miami, Five
Things don’t go quite according to plan for a betrothed basketball star and his blushing bride when she gets shot on her wedding day. The CSI team turns up to try to solve the murder, but confusion reigns when the groom vanishes (highy dodgy behaviour!), and both a bodyguard and an exotic dancer claim that they were actually the intended victim. Honestly, some people just think it’s all about them, don’t they?