Sat, 7pm, King of the Hill, FX
Another mini-marathon of new episodes begins with Joseph becoming the star quarterback at his school. Next up, Peggy plans a disco-themed party on a train for her birthday, followed by an episode in which Bobby works as a deputy for the school’s police officer. Rounding things off is an episode in which Hank’s attempts to spend more time with Bobby backfire somewhat.
Sat, 6.30pm, The Simpsons, Sky1
The Simpsons has always attracted a big-name guest star or two, as a few of tonight’s episodes demonstrate. In the 6.30 episode, Zooey Deschanel (Elf, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy) voices Bart’s new love interest, while at 7.00 there’s a chance to see the 400th episode, featuring Ludacris as himself. At 7.30, it’s guest star central with Meg Ryan, Peter Bogdanovich, Andy Dick and Steven Sondheim all lending their vocal talents.
Sun, 9pm, South Park, Paramount
Two-and-a-half hours of South Park kick off with Cartman dressing up as a Japanese robot and delivering himself to Butters in an attempt to embarrass the poor boy. At 9.30 there’s a chance to see the first-ever episode, in which the boys investigate when Kyle’s brother is abducted by aliens - with unfortunate consequences for Cartman. And check out the episode at 10.30, which features unlikely guest stars Radiohead.
Sun, 9pm, Burn Notice, FX
The first series comes to an end tonight, with Michael launching a daring bid to rescue the kidnapped Sam. As if that wasn’t exciting enough, he ups the drama by by giving himself up to the government agency trying to trace him in the hopes that they’ll say why he was fired. Surely it can’t be that easy? You’ll have to wait a while to find out - Burn Notice returns to FX in the autumn. The suspense!
Sun, 10pm, John from Cincinnati, FX
In this episode of the mysterious drama series, Ramon (Luis Guzmán) oversees a construction project at the motel, Palaka seeks medical treatment from Dr Smith after a new tattoo develops a terrible infection, and Linc (Luke Perry) is perturbed to find his authority at Stinkweed being threatened.














