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News Muse - it’s all about the actors

Last week, News Muse was speculating over whether Joaquin Phoenix had lost the plot or if there was some method to his madness. Well, not to my surprise, the Artist Formerly Known As Reatively Normal has the world as his audience for his very own happening. According to friends, his retirement and subsequent music career launch are all part of an ‘art project’.

Oh pur-leeease! Joaquin, get your pretentious butt into a shower right now, shave off that caveman beard and get back to the type of performance art that people actually appreciate you for - it’s called a c t i n g and you’ve been nominated for it.

Check out Joaquin in his ‘last ever’ film, Two Lovers, out in the UK 27 March.

On to another actor, one actually busying himself with the art - Christian Bale, who celebrates his 35th birthday today.

Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne

It’s often easy to forget how young a lot of big actors are (or how old oneself is…), considering how much they’ve already achieved, I mean. Although right now, in awards season, I’m pretty sure Bale is getting tired of being reminded that a dead guy acts better than him

Hopefully he’ll get a chance to outshine the villain in the next Batman film.

It was Elijah Wood’s birthday too this week, on Wednesday. But I don’t rate the baby-faced hobbit so won’t waste much space on him. If you do (rate him) then get off my blog and get thee here!

An actor I really do rate however is Matt Damon. I watched The Talented Mr Ripley for the umphteenth time a few weeks ago when it was on telly, and his performance just blows me away every time. Not to mention the Bourne movies (note to friends: I want the box set for my birthday!).

Matt Damon as Jason Bourne

But apart from his great acting, Matt Damon comes across as a really nice, down-to-earth, intelligent guy with sound politicial views. You may remember my blog post about his hilarious and poignant comments on US politician (and hockey mom!) Sarah Palin.

Well, the opinionated actor has had his say again, this time about James Bond, adding yet another quotable quote to showbiz history:

‘Bond is an imperialist, misogynist sociopath who goes around bedding women and swilling martinis and killing people. He’s repulsive.’

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

The Best view - Swing Vote

Swing Vote - Kevin Costner & Madeline Carroll

With the American presidential race getting scarier by the day, surely only the savage iconoclasm of Hunter S Thompson could do justice to the election’s madness and mendacity. Just imagine the ferocious spleen the author of Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ’72 (his account of that year’s Nixon-McGovern contest) would have unleashed on god-fearing, moose-hunting, hockey mom Sarah Palin, aka “Caribou Barbie”.

In the absence of the great Gonzo journalist, who you will recall blew his brains out with a .44 calibre pistol in 2005, it appears we will have to make do with Swing Vote, a good-natured and mildly satirical comedy from little known writer-director Joshua Michael Stern, maker of 2005’s Neverwas (Neverwhat?).

Stern’s movie stars Kevin Costner as a loveable loser named Bud Johnson, a boozy slacker who lives with his precocious 12-year-old daughter Molly (played by the equally precocious Madeline Carroll) in a battered trailer in the town of Texico, New Mexico (which sounds made up but does in fact exist). Bud has promised the civic-minded Molly that he will vote in the upcoming presidential election but passes out drunk in his truck instead.

Swing Vote

A series of contrivances then unfold, with the outcome that the entire election hinges on Bud’s un-cast vote. As a result, the media descends on Bud’s home, and so do Republican incumbent Andrew Boone (Kelsey Grammer) and Democrat challenger Donald Greenleaf (Dennis Hopper). In the days that follow, as swarms of reporters hustle for a scoop, Boone and Greenleaf, and their slippery campaign managers (Stanley Tucci and Nathan Lane), bend themselves out of shape in an effort to sway Bud’s decision.

A series of hilarious spoof campaign ads show the consequences. Bud babbles a half-baked thought; the politicians pounce on it; and end up flip-flopping their most deeply held values. So Republican Boone comes out in favour of gay marriage and ecological preservation, while liberal Democrat Greenleaf starts making anti-abortion and anti-immigration pronouncements.

In the end, though, the movie is too frightened of alienating half its audience to take sides; so cautious about offending either the Red states or the Blue states that it sits on the fence. (Can a political satire be apolitical?) A bruising scene involving Mare Winningham as Molly’s estranged mother hints at the true desperation of America’s “working poor”, as Molly accurately describes Bud, but overall the movie prefers to aim for a mood of Capraesque uplift. Ultimately, Swing Vote, like Costner’s protagonist, is too benign to go for the jugular and settles instead for tickling us gently in the ribs.

Matt Damon talks politics

This clip of Matt Damon saying his piece on vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin has been circling the internet all week and causing a bit of a stir too.

Which one is your favourite quote? I’m torn between the dinosaurs comment and the really bad Disney movie comparison.

Brilliantly hilarious interview. Thanks, Matt!