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Couch Potato Pickings | Animals - can you make sense of this movie?

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It’s not all that easy to work out what’s going in in this disjointed movie, apart from in the numerous sex scenes of course, where there’s little doubt.

I think it’s got something to do with one or two shapeshifting humans with animalistic urges running riot in a small town, and it stars Lost favourite Naveen Andrews. However, I’m afraid I didn’t stick it out long enough to figure out any more of the plot.  Sorry.

Animals is showing on Zone Horror on Saturday 20th March at 10.55pm

Why do I have mixed feelings about this Film Festival?

Taking Woodstock, Demetri Martin,Imelda Staunton

Calling all movie-loving Londoners! Are you going to the exciting film festival that’s opening on the South Bank today?

Taking place at the BFI Southbank, this colourful movie gala, apparently the UK’s third largest film festival, will be showcasing hundreds of films and featuring numerous special themed events.

There are opportunities to see new films from all over the world, plus a whole load of  vintage movies and there will also be screenings of some recently released big titles including the Bafta-winning A Single Man and the latest Ang Lee offering Taking Woodstock.

And that’s not all - the festival programme also includes special events such as filmmaking workshops, club nights and a 60s-inspired retro disco. It’s also supported by numerous big names including Lord of the Rings favourite Sir Ian McKellen and everybody’s dream dinner party guest Stephen Fry.

Many of the screenings are sold out already, it’s that popular, but the festival continues until the end of the month so you’re still in with a chance of some tickets if you book now.

I bet you can’t wait to find out more can you?

A Single Man,Nicholas Hoult

So here you go - check out all you need to know about this year’s BFI London Lesbian and Gay Film Festival here.

What? You’ve suddenly lost interest?

Hmm, you see, no matter how gay-friendly you are, let’s face it, if you’re heterosexual, you’re probably going to feel alienated by an event that calls itself the ‘London Lesbian and Gay Film Festival.’ I don’t expect that’s because you’re narrow-minded or anti-gay. It’s simply because this title sounds exclusive.

I personally spend most of my film and TV-viewing time watching stories that feature largely heterosexual characters, but even though I’m not heterosexual I don’t give it that much thought. I’d love to see more diverse representation, but as far as I’m concerned, people are essentially the same and should be able to relate to any human story.

Taking Woodstock

However, I have to say that if I found myself presented with a ‘London Heterosexual Film Festival’ I’d feel a slightly alienated thanks to that exclusive title.

I tried a little experiment over the past week. I asked each one of my movie buff heterosexual London friends if they were going to see anything at this year’s Lesbian and Gay Film Festival. It was interesting. Unsurprisingly, none of them were planning to attend, and some seemed utterly bewildered that I’d even asked the question.

These aren’t the types of people to shy away from gay-themed films when they’re integrated with other mainstream film releases, but it seems to be a different matter if a movie is flagged up as ‘gay’ or ‘lesbian’.

This is why I have mixed feelings about the LLGFF.

Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s fantastic that gay and lesbian filmmakers, screenwriters and actors get a platform to showcase their talent and I’m happy that it exists and happy to give it my support – I’ve been a fan on Facebook for a while.

This film festival is hugely popular, the third largest in the UK. Why? Because most movies made available to Londoners across the average year don’t even feature gay characters or storylines, so this festival makes up that shortfall. Gay and lesbian audiences, eager to see themselves represented on screen for a change, buy up tickets way in advance.

But why is it that I don’t see that many of these gay or lesbian-themed movies getting mainstream releases?

A SINGLE MAN, COLIN FIRTH

Surely something needs to change?

As A Single Man star Colin Firth recently pointed out – Hollywood is reluctant to recognise the talent of the gay and lesbian community and continues to favour heterosexual actors, heterosexual storylines, and insists on watering down the ‘gayness’ of the two or three gay-themed films it handles each year by placing well-known heterosexual actors into the roles.

I love you Philip Morris

You may have heard about the Jim Carrey film I Love You Phillip Morris? It stars big heterosexual filmstar Carrey as a gay con man and co-stars Ewan McGregor as his lover. It premiered to rave reviews at Sundance. Yet, despite the rave reviews and the big stars, this movie struggled to get a US distributor for ages. In this day and age, how can this be? (I love You Phillip Morris is not showing at the LLGFF, but it is released in cinemas in the UK today).

With this anti-gay Hollywood issue achieving increased prominence this year, I can’t help but think that this would have been the perfect time for the BFI and the LLGFF programmers to jump onto the bandwagon to push for change and raise awareness further.

In fact, I wish we’d seen the festival programmers send out a different message this year.  It surely would have been forward-thinking to extend a welcome to the wider London community to come and check out a programme of the great films that don’t make it into the mainstream because distributors are too scared to take them.

I’d love to see steps being taken towards a more inclusive film industry across the board. I’d love to see UK distributors releasing more gay and lesbian themed movies. I’d love to see some sort of lobbying for change.

Daniel Radcliffe

And, I’d also love to see more big filmstars (including those across the pond) raising awareness over gay issues, just as Colin Firth, Ian McKellen and Daniel Radcliffe have done recently.

As you can see from my heated ramblings, this film festival has provided much food for thought.

In fact, this one is a great topic for a lively dinner party discussion. You’re welcome any time Stephen.


The Young Victoria - the movie and the monarch

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I think it’s common knowledge, isn’t it, that Queen Victoria and her hubby Albert were very much in love.

The Young Victoria,Emily Blunt

Here in London that 19th-century love affair is still very much in the public eye, in the guise of the Albert Memorial, the Albert Hall and the Victoria and Albert Museum in particular.

So, this movie about the famous monarch tells the story of that royal romance during Victoria’s younger years before poor Albert died in 1861 from typhoid fever, leaving the queen a grieving widow for 40 years up until her death.

It bagged an Oscar for Costume and was nominated for Best Art Direction and Make-up, and there’s no doubt that the beautiful costumes and sets make this film a feast for the eyes. However,  personally I find this film’s story a little dull. V and A fall in love and get married and have kids and that’s lovely, but really where’s the drama in that?

The Young Victoria, Emily Blunt

I don’t know, maybe I was having a bad day when I watched it. Some people think it’s a great film and there’s no denying that Emily Blunt suits the role of Victoria perfectly. Rupert Friend as Albert is less interesting.

Anyway, this film premieres on Sky Movies Premiere from today 12th March so check it out for yourself. There’s also a documentary about Victoria and Albert showing on BBC1 on Sunday evening.

And that’s not all. From 19th March, you can get even closer to Victoria and Albert and their love story because Buckingham Palace is opening a new exhibition entitled Victoria and Albert Art & Love. Check out the details here.

The Young Victoria is showing on Sky Movies Premiere today at 8pm and at various times throughout the week.

Victoria: A Royal Love Story is showing on BBC1 on Sunday 14th March at 7pm

Pooch pics for Crufts week

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Since that world famous dog show Crufts starts tomorrow, I thought it would be fun to take a look at some pooch pics

I expected to be compiling quite a short list, but I’ve discovered that movie-land loves our four-legged friends. From pedigree pups to mongrel mutts, doggy films abound. And one thing’s certain - there are far more canines than cats in the world of movies.

So the question is, which dog movie is the best?

Here are some of my thoughts:

101 Dalmatians

101 Dalmatians

I’ve never quite understood why Cruella De Vil would want a fur coat that would surely smell of wet dog in damp weather, but it’s great to see the world’s canines uniting to stop her.

Lady and the Tramp

This is widely considered to be one of the most romantic scenes of all time.

Lassie Come Home

Lassie Come Home, Elizabeth Taylor

This weepie starring a young Elizabeth Taylor is a family classic and spawned numerous sequels. Did you know that Lassie was played by a male collie called Pal?

Best in Show

I love this spoof documentary about dog shows from the makers of This is Spinal Tap. If I were a dog, it would see my tail wagging furiously.

The Wizard of Oz

The Wizard of Oz, Judy Garland

Is Toto the most famous dog in film?

Legally Blonde 2

Rising lawyer Elle Woods’ pet chihuahua becomes a gay icon in this sequel to the  2001 Reese Witherspoon comedy.

Greyfriars Bobby

Greyfriars Bobby

How cute? This movie is based on the true story of the West Highland terrier who kept a vigil over his master’s grave for years. Of all the dogs on film, this one takes the lead in the cuteness stakes.

Cats & Dogs

Cays & Dogs

This family comedy about a centuries-old feud between cats and dogs is totally barking, but fun.

The Incredible Journey

It’s all lies. Cats and dogs do get on really because this one’s about a bull terrier, a golden retriever and a Siamese cat who set off on a perilous trek when they’re separated from their owners. It was updated as Homeward Bound in the 1990s with talking animals.

Old Yeller

It’s not that easy to remain composed when you watch this weepie about a lop-eared mongrel and his master.

Bolt

Bolt

I haven’t seen this one, but apparently it’s awesome in 3D.

Marley & Me

Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston star in this comedy about a boisterous labrador who takes over the lives of a married couple. Apparently, you really need to be a dog-lover to enjoy it. I am a dog and a cat lover but I’m reluctant to see this one having heard that it has a sad ending.

Eight Below

Eight Below

A dog sled handler tries to organise a rescue after a team of eight dogs are left to survive the brutal winter at a frozen US Antartic research station. The synopsis alone can bring a tear to your eye.

Beethoven

Beethoven

This slobbering St Bernard has been in almost as many sequels as there are symphonies penned by his namesake.

Turner & Hooch

Turner and Hooch

This enjoyable buddy movie starring Tom Hanks  sees a cop inheriting a slobbering dog from a murdered tramp.

Beverly Hills Chihuahua

Beverly Hills Chihuahua

I was not impressed by this silly, slapstick comedy about a pampered pooch voiced by Drew Barrymore.

Bombon El Perro

Bombon El Perro

This one’s a tale of an illiterate mechanic who’s given the opportunity to make a fortune when he’s given a pedigree dog. It comes from Argentina. Sniff it out if you can, it’s worth a look.

Hachi: A Dog’s Tale

And this one, starring Richard Gere, is out at the cinema this week.

Beverly Hills Chihuahua is showing on Sky Screen 1 HD tomorrow 11th March at 6.25pm.

Beethoven is showing next Wedneday 17th March on Sky Movies Family at 6.30pm

Bolt is showing on Sunday 14th March on Disney’s Cinemagic at 3pm.

Marley & Me is showing on Sky Movies Premiere from Friday 29th March

In the Loop - will it win?

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Does this political satire stand a chance at winning the Best Adapted Screenplay Oscar tonight? What do you think?

In the Loop is showing on BBC2 tonight, 7th March, at 10pm

The Life Before Her Eyes

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Uma Thurman stars in this film as a seemingly happy wife and mother who is still haunted by a massacre that occurred 15 years earlier at her high school.

It’s difficult to talk too much about this film without spoiling the slight twist at the end.

How many other films can you think of that can’t be discussed with people who haven’t seen them? The Sixth Sense and The Others are two that immediately come to my mind.

The Life Before Her Eyes is showing on Sky Movies Premiere today 6th March at 3.35pm, and at various times throughout the week.

How to win an Oscar - some simple rules

Regardless of how you might take Kate Winslet’s risqué tips on bagging that Academy Award, there are some simple rules to securing an Oscar. Let’s look at the evidence:

Miss out the year before

The Return of the King, Ian McKellen

In 2002, Peter Jackson missed out on the Best Picture award for The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring. The following year he missed out again for The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. So, it was only fair that LOTR: The Return of the King finally would bag the trophy in 2004.

Or, what about Judi Dench? She missed out on that Best Actress award for Mrs Brown in 1998, but the Academy rewarded her with a Best Supporting Actress gong the following year for her blink and you’ll miss it role in Shakespeare in Love.

It’s not just a recent thing either. Take Joan Fontaine back in 1941. She missed out for Rebecca, but won a year later for Suspicion.

Do a biopic and capture the essence of someone real.

Die a dramatic death by the end of the movie

For those who haven’t seen the following films, look away now. Boys Don’t Cry, Million Dollar Baby, Milk, Braveheart, Life is Beautiful, and the list goes on. Meet a tragic or particularly harrowing end, and you’ll soon have that statuette within sight.

If you’re known for your good looks, rough it up

Monster, Charlize Theron

The stunning Charlize Theron achieved wonders with her monstrous Aileen Wuornos didn’t she? And, of course, who can forget Elizabeth Taylor for Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Play gay

Sadly, it’s still rare to see films with central gay characters come out of Hollywood. But movies that raise awareness over homophobia and the struggle for gay rights deserve Oscar recognition for sure. And, when they appear (about once a year), the deserving heterosexual actors concerned (yes, Colin Firth does have a point about gay actors) get patted on the back with Oscar nods, and usually awards to follow.

Will Colin Firth bag it for A Single Man this year?

Colin Firth

Play a character with a disability

Rain Man, I Am Sam, My Left Foot, Shine, Forrest Gump. These are just a few. Films that effectively raise awareness of physical or mental disabilities certainly deserve the awards. And, for those actors rising to the challenge, awards nominations are usually a dead cert.

Dried up? Make a comeback

Think John Wayne with 1970’s True Grit, or Ruth Gordon in 1969’s Rosemary’s Baby.

The Wrestler, Mickey Rourke

Washed-up actors returning to the big screen are always considered worthy Oscar contenders. Mickey Rourke almost made it last year for The Wrestler. How will Jeff Bridges fare with Crazy Heart this year?

Crazy Heart, Jeff Bridges

Be a male director

Yes, it’s shocking but true: a woman’s never won. Will this year buck the trend?

Kathryn Bigelow

Expire

Unfortunately, some stars die prematurely, and before awarding bodies can reward them with the recognition they deserve. Check out some other posthumous Oscar wins here.

The Dark Knight, Heath Ledger

Hang around for long enough

Martin Scorsese had been hanging around since his first Oscar nomination in 1981 for Raging Bull, but finally he scooped the gong in 2007 for The Departed. It’s hardly his best movie. Goodfellas should have earned him an Oscar in 1991. But anyway, those 26 years of waiting paid off in the end.

Al Pacino’s another one. He should have won for 1972’s The Godfather, but ended up bagging the gong for Scent of a Woman in 1993.

Scent of a Woman, Al Pacino

Involve yourself with a movie that has a catchphrase

I see dead people,’ ‘You talkin’ to me?‘ ‘My precious‘, ‘Show me the money‘. These catchy quotes are all from Oscar-nominated movies.

Forrest Gump, Tom Hanks

And there are some truly legendary lines from the Oscar winners. ‘Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get‘, ‘Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn,’

Oscar statue

So who will win the Oscars this year? Check out our predictions here on Movie Talk.

Rain Man, Braveheart, Milk, Forrest Gump, Scent of a Woman, Shakespeare in Love and Suspicion are scheduled to show on UK TV within the next week. Check on the above links for details.

Couch Potato pickings | A film choice for St David’s Day

To celebrate St David’s Day today, I’ve sifted through the TV schedule for a movie with a Welsh link.

And I’ve found one.

Hannibal, Anthony Hopkins

Hmm, yes, I know what you’re thinking…

Undeniably, this sequel to The Silence of the Lambs is a great thriller, starring Welshman Anthony Hopkins, but is it an appropriate choice for a movie to mark today’s national festival?

Hannibal is showing on Five USA today, 1st March, at 10pm.

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Office gals in the movies - who’s your favourite?

If you could share your office with any of the above beauties, who would it be, and why?

Nine to Five is showing on Sky Movies Modern Greats on Saturday 27th February at 6.10pm

Working Girl is showing on Film 4 on Saturday 27th February at 9pm

For other movies showing today on UK TV, click here.

The Class: is the language of the classroom a universal one?

There’s something very familiar about 2009 Oscar nominee The Class.

The Class

Set in an inner city Parisian school, it’s a documentary-style depiction of an ethnically and culturally diverse class of 15 to 16 year olds over the course of about a year.

Their teacher (François Bégaudeau) is challenged with educating his students about the French language, but of course the role of a teacher is more than just the delivery of lessons. It’s the role of mediator, ego manager, diplomat and personal development tutor, and more.

The Class

I found it very easy to empathise with this guy over the pressures of his demanding role. However, I also found it easy to empathise with the students - struggling to learn within a mixed ability classroom, and coping with the difficulties of finding their way as young adults within such an unstable and unpredictable environment.

The Class

When their teacher makes a clumsy and insensitive remark after an incident, I totally understand why the kids involved react as they do. And when these teens struggle to learn labels of language, such as the imperfect subjunctive, I feel their pain. I was never taught about these sentence signposts at my school, but I still know how to read and write.

Anyway, it’s this ability to empathise and identify that I think makes this movie so powerful. It presents a hugely involving window into a world which is replicated in most schools across the western world.

The Class

I was initially surprised that it seemed so familiar to me since I haven’t stepped foot inside a school for over two decades. However, I think that this just proves that the language of the classroom is to some extent ageless.

And that brings me onto its Oscar nomination. This powerful French film really deserved an Oscar, but lost out to fellow category nominee Departures (aka Okuribito).

However, it seems crazy that the award it was nominated for was Best Foreign Language film. Surely the language of The Class isn’t foreign, it’s universal?


The Class is showing for a week on Sky Movies Premiere from Friday 26th February at 12midnight.

Check out this year’s Oscar nominees here.