Archive for November, 2009

Pete’s Peek | Orphan is worth the chills

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Meet Esther. She’s polite, intelligent, paints cute pictures, and ticks all the right boxes - or so Kate and John think when they adopt her following the tragic loss of their third child.

This being Bad Seed territory you just know Esther’s not the little angel she pretends to be and soon bad things start happening. The only witnesses to Esther’s ‘accidents’ are Kate and John’s kids - Max, who’s hearing impaired, and Daniel, who’s threatened with castration if he dares cross his new sibling.

And it’s the kids who are at the heart of this nerve-wracking horror. While I had little sympathy for the selfish Kate (played by Vera Farmiga, who was so brilliant as a tortured Nazi officer’s wife in The Boy with the Striped Pajamas) and her ineffectual husband John (played by Peter Sarsgaard) who seem to want Esther as a replacement for their dead one, I was rooting for Max and Daniel all the way.

Isabelle Fuhrman is chillingly effective as the creepy Esther, while Jimmy Bennett (aka the young James T Kirk in the Star Trek reboot) provides solid support as the troubled Daniel. But it’s Aryana Engineer who really shines here. She’s just perfect as Max, whose inability to communicate makes her an unwilling accomplice in Esther’s acts of violence.

Orphan is the kind of film that, even once you’ve seen the ending, you want to go straight back to the beginning to find out why you didn’t figure it out in the first place. While I won’t give away the shock twist, the filmmakers here have obviously been inspired by Roeg’s Don’t Look Now and Argento’s Profondo rosso.

Released 30 November


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Pete’s Peek | Audie Murphy’s To Hell And Back still packs a punch

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Given the ongoing media coverage on the deaths of British soldiers fighting out in Afghanistan, To Hell and Back, is a gentle reminder of the heroism and bravery of those who risk their lives to fight for their country.

Released in 1955, To Hell and Back, is based on the 1949 best-selling autobiography of famed US Western star Audie Murphy, detailing his service in the US Army during World War II. The outbreak of war saw Murphy, the eldest son of poor Texas farmers, eager to enlist. But his age and height saw him rejected until he faked his age and was finally accepted as an infantryman.

Following basic training, Murphy is shipped out to North Africa, where he finds himself the butt of jokes because of his boyish looks. But he soon proves himself in battle, and earns himself a commission. During subsequent conflicts in Italy and France, Murphy gains the respect of his fellow soldiers, and his bravery in holding back a German attack in Holtzwihr, France in 1945 finally earns him the Medal of Honor.

In its day To Hell and Back was a phenomenal success and a truly inspirational story. It would also become Universal’s biggest hit until Jaws in 1975. While it may seem strange seeing Murphy playing himself, he really is the best choice for this biopic, not the least because Murphy proves that despite youthfulness and being short of stature, you can still be a giant among men.

Released 30 November

The Women - is it worth watching?

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People have been hard on this movie, but I’m not sure it deserves such harsh criticism.

This tale of three wealthy women rallying around their friend Mary (Meg Ryan) after she learns that her husband is having an affair, is an updated version of the 1939 George Cukor film. It has an all-star cast. Meg Ryan, Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Bette Midler, Carrie Fisher, Jada Pinkett-Smith Candice Bergen, Cloris Leachman.


Now, I admit that when you compare it to the George Cukor classic, it does appear to be a weak relative. I also admit that the cast of beauties have all starred in better films.

However, if you erase the better version from your mind and forget that those actresses have all had more memorable movie roles, then The Women (2008) is not all that bad. As a stand-alone feature-length comedy, it’s a sweet celebration of female friendship, and satisfying enough as entertainment, albeit somewhat forgettable and throwaway.

Unfortunately, having said all that, my half-hearted defence of The Women is threatened today by the fact that its star Meg Ryan’s best movie When Harry Met Sally is also showing on TV.

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Will you resist the urge to compare and contrast?

When Harry Met Sally, Meg Ryan

The Women is showing on Sky Movies Premiere today, 28th November, at 5.30pm, and at various times throughout the week.

When Harry Met Sally is showing on Comedy Central tonight at 11.30pm

Pete’s Peek | Michael Caine’s Gambit deserves another look

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Given Michael Caine’s recent return to form as vigilante pensioner Harry Brown, an elderly ex-serviceman who gets very grumpy with local yobs just like Clint Eastwood did in Gran Torino, here’s a chance to catch one of Britain’s finest veteran actors in one of his more youthful and less serious roles.

In his first Hollywood venture following the success of The Ipcress File and Alfie, Caine plays Harry Dean, a cocky British charmer who hatches an elaborate plot to steal a priceless Chinese antiquity from Herbert Lom’s billionaire, Mr Shahbandar, who is living as a recluse in a remote middle eastern country.

Shirley MacLaine’s Hong Kong nightclub hostess Nicole is a dead ringer for Shahbandar’s late wife, so Harry pays Nicole to take part in his charade. But when Harry’s con comes unstuck, he turns to Nicole to save the day.

Hilarious, entertaining, beautifully shot and very, very clever - Gambit is such fun you can’t help but be riveted to your sofa as Caine’s loveable rogue sees his plans go up in smoke, while MacLaine’s kooky dancer finds herself falling for Harry’s charms. Together, these two stars from either side of the pond are an utter delight. Too bad they wouldn’t appear together again until 2005’s Bewitched.

Gambit is a swiftly acted, fast-past, heist comedy that just gets better with age - and now I know where Blake Edwards got some of his ideas from for The Return of the Pink Panther and where Catherine Zeta-Jones picked up some hints for ‘that’ scene in Entrapment.

Released 30 November

At the Cinema | Glorious 39

Glorious 39 - Romola Garai, Eddie Redmayne & Juno Temple in Stephen Poliakoff’s period thriller

Better known for such TV dramas as The Lost Prince and Perfect Strangers, Stephen Poliakoff returns to the big screen for the first time in almost two decades with Glorious 39, a Hitchcockian thriller about a political conspiracy to keep Britain out of World War Two. Romola Garai stars as promising young actress Anne, the adopted eldest daughter of Bill Nighy’s aristocratic politician, and the plot kicks off when she stumbles upon some secret recordings stored in the family’s country house. As she digs deeper, she uncovers a plot to keep Britain out of a war with Hitler’s Germany at all costs. Poliakoff’s film has provocative ideas about appeasement and a few truly chilling sequences, but some surprisingly clumsy dialogue and occasionally awkward acting suggest he hasn’t fully got a grip on his material. Garai, though, is stunning.

View the trailer on the film’s official site.

On general release from 27th November.

Win Stephen Poliakoff Box Sets on DVD

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This competition has now closed.

To celebrate the release of Stephen Poliakoff’s tense new thriller, Glorious 39, we’re giving you the chance to re-visit some of his best work by giving away 4 Stephen Poliakoff Box Sets on DVD, courtesy of Momentum Pictures. These include his critically acclaimed and award winning TV dramas Caught On A Train, Perfect Strangers, Shooting The Past, The Lost Prince, Friends And Crocodiles and Gideon’s Daughter.

To be in with a chance of winning this great prize, just answer the following question:

What is the sinister plot at the heart of Stephen Poliakoff’s new film Glorious 39?

  1. Government assassination
  2. Nazi appeasement
  3. National brainwashing

Send your answer, clearly marked Stephen Poliakoff DVD Competition in the subject line, to movietalk@ipcmedia.com. The closing date for entries is Thursday 17 December 2009.

© 2009 Momentum Pictures. All Rights Reserved.

Read the review.

Couch Potato Pickings | Step Brothers

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I made a disparaging reference to this movie in one of my posts last year, around the time it came out at the cinema.

You’ll see, if you read the post here, that I had a good old rant about American gross-out movies. I have a phobia you see. Well, not a phobia exactly, but this genre does depress me. It’s so brainless. As I said last year, I’m not totally against bawdy humour. If it’s used to highlight social taboos in a clever way, then I love it. But, being offensive and smutty to raise cheap laughs is just juvenile and, as I say, depressing.

I hadn’t seen the American movie Step Brothers at the time of that post, but its status as a gross-out movie hadn’t escaped my notice. Two blokes around the age of 40 learn they must share a room when their single parents get married… With a plot like that, how could it be anything but daft? I was quite certain that I would never ever watch it willingly.

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But then a friend of mine, who appreciates the multi-layered wit and slapstick combo of Carry On films, like I do, revealed that he and his wife loved the movie. They apparently watched it roaring with laughter. I was surprised. Could it be that an American gross-out movie has stepped over into clever, witty, well-observed comedy, I pondered?

I decided to give it a try.


What a fool!

This movie is pure juvenile American gross-out and nothing more.

It seems that I got it totally wrong last year when I commented that the American gross-out genre loses its appeal after a certain age. For me that’s true, but that’s clearly not true for all.

Needless to say, I will be wary about trusting my friend’s recommendations in future.

Step Brothers is showing on Sky Moves Premiere tonight at 8pm

At the Cinema | Nativity! - Is it Ho! Ho! Ho! or Bah, humbug for festive comedy?

Nativity! - Marc Wootton’s puppyish Mr Poppy & Martin Freeman’s Mr Maddens take charge of a primary school nativity play in Debbie Isitt’s film comedy

Nativity plays: a joy, perhaps, for the parents of the little treasure up on stage playing Mary or Joseph or Third Sheep, purgatory, probably, for everyone else.

How then to sit through a film that revolves around this festive tradition? That’s the stickler posed by Debbie Isitt’s new comedy Nativity!

Martin Freeman’s grumpy primary school teacher Mr Maddens, the film’s protagonist, is firmly of the ‘Bah! Humbug’ persuasion when it comes to Christmas, his attitude to the season permanently soured by getting dumped by girlfriend Jennifer (Ashley Jensen) under the mistletoe.

So he’s far from happy when his headmistress (Pam Ferris) badgers him into directing their Coventry school’s annual nativity play – the last time he tried, the show was an embarrassing failure, a flop made all the more irksome by the triumph of the posh independent school up the road. Even more gallingly, Maddens’ long-standing adversary Gordon Shakespeare (Jason Watkins), a rival since the days when he, Shakespeare and Jennifer were all aspiring actors, is the teacher behind the private school’s annual nativity hits.

Nativity! - Jason Watkins, Ashley Jensen & Martin Freeman play struggling actors in Debbie Isitt’s film comedy

This lengthy plot set-up shows that Isitt is asking us to swallow a mighty big portion of back-story, one that is almost as indigestible as a third helping of mince pies, but it does kind of explain why Maddens should casually boast to Shakespeare that Hollywood is taking an interest in his show. (I forgot. There’s even more back-story to add: Jennifer decamped to Los Angeles after the dumping and is supposedly now a hotshot producer.)

Maddens doesn’t expect his lie to go any further, but he hasn’t reckoned on the intervention of dippy classroom assistant Mr Poppy (Marc Wootton), who is soon whipping the kids into a frenzy of excitement. Before long, the whole town is agog. Can Maddens put on a knockout Christmas show and can he tempt Jennifer back from Los Angeles or will everything end in disaster?

Nativity! - Marc Wootton’s puppyish classroom assistant, Mr Poppy,  and the primary school kids in Debbie Isitt’s film comedy

No prizes for guessing the outcome - given that every plot or character development in the film is easily anticipated from start to finish.  Indeed, Nativity! is so entirely predictable that it comes as a surprise to learn that the script was largely improvised, as was Isitt’s last film, her wedding mockumentary Confetti.

Fortunately, Freeman and Wootton (who also starred in Confetti) hold things together. Freeman’s weary under-achiever shtick is familiar from The Office, but he’s an effective straight man to Wootton’s daffy classroom helper, an eager to please buffoon even more childish than the children, who grin and caper through the nativity play’s auditions like X-Factor wannabes. Whether you think the kids are cute or sickly-sweet will be down to taste. You may, of course, agree with WC Fields, who famously quipped: “I love children, but I could never eat a whole one’.

On general release from 27th November. 

Small Screen – this week’s top ten DVDs…

  1. Terminator Salvation
  2. Robot wars… Christian Bale attempts to save humanity from being wiped out by intelligent machines – and woe betide any cinematographers who get in his way.


  3. Star Trek
  4. Lost in space… Director J.J. Abrams reboot of the classic sci-fi franchise is set in an alternate reality and features space ships, black holes, phasers and pointy ears.

  5. Night at the Museum 2
  6. Lively display… History comes to life in this adventure-comedy sequel, as museum security guard Larry (Ben Stiller) does battle with more restless exhibits.

  7. My Sister’s Keeper
  8. Family ties… Cameron Diaz, Abigail Breslin and Alec Baldwin star in this adaptation of the Jodi Picoult novel about a young girl suffering from leukemia and the efforts of her family to keep her alive.

  9. Brüno
  10. Camp crusader… Flamboyant Austrian fashion reporter, Brüno Gehard (Sacha Baron Cohen), sets out to make a name for himself in the States in a series of controversial and cringe-inducing stunts.

  11. Four Christmases
  12. Festive friction… Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon play a married couple forced to visit all four of their divorced parents in one day.

  13. Land of the Lost
  14. Step back in time… Will Ferrell heads the cast of this comedy about a paleontologist who is sucked into a vortex and ends up in a parallel universe, where ape men and dinosaurs run riot.

  15. Mamma Mia!
  16. Dancing Queen… Meryl Streep can dance. Meryl Streep can jive. Meryl Streep is clearly having the time of her life in this money, money, money-making film version of the musical inspired by ABBA songs.

  17. Coco Before Chanel
  18. A stitch in time… Audrey Tautou portrays the rise of legendary designer Coco Chanel, from obscure beginnings to the heights of the fashion world.

  19. Moon
  20. Lost in space… An astronaut who has spent three years on the moon with only a robot for company begins to have some unnerving hallucinations.


Couch Potato Pickings | An Old Fashioned Thanksgiving

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If you know any Americans, then you’ll know that they tend to assume that the rest of the world celebrates Thanksgiving like they do.

But then again, I’m sure many of us Brits are like that with Bonfire Night and Boxing Day…

If it weren’t for the thousands of US movies featuring family dramas kicking off around the Thanksgiving turkey, I think I’d be totally oblivious to the annual passing of this festival, in the same way that I am with Labor Day or Washington’s Birthday or any of those other American holidays I’m vaguely aware of.

But, since I’ve chosen to write about Thanksgiving today (yes, it is today), I’ve decided to find out a bit more about it. Apparently, it always takes place in the US on the 4th Thursday of November and is celebrated by Americans to give thanks for the harvest, following in the footsteps of the first Thanksgiving harvest meal shared by English colonists and Native Americans in the 17th Century.

If I were at home today I’d be on the sofa  with a duvet watching An Old Fashioned Thanksgiving. This period drama, starring Jacqueline Bisset and based on a short story by Little Women writer Louisa May Alcott, is (guess what) a movie about family dramas kicking off around the Thanksgiving turkey!

An Old Fashioned Thanksgiving is showing today, 26th November, on Five at 3.05pm