Archive for January, 2009

At the Cinema | The Brøken

 The Brøken - Lena Headey’s London hospital radiologist has a dangerous double

Fashion photographer turned filmmaker Sean Ellis follows up his offbeat romantic comedy Cashback with a glossy horror thriller in which Lena Headey’s London hospital radiologist reckons she’s being haunted by her own double. This spooky state of affairs seems to stem from a dinner party involving her father (Richard Jenkins), her French architect boyfriend (Melvil Poupaud), her brother (Asier Newman) and his girlfriend (Michelle Duncan), which gets interrupted when a huge mirror comes crashing from the wall. Seven years bad luck? If you were a character in The Brøken you’d be lucky to live so long.

The Brøken - Lena Headey’s London hospital radiologist has a murderous double

As he puts Headey and co through the wringer, Ellis unblushingly borrows from a bunch of older movies, ranging from the famous (Invasion of the Body Snatchers) to the little known (notably the 1970 Roger Moore chiller The Man Who Haunted Himself), but he does conjure up a spine-chilling frisson of fear all his own when anyone passes a mirror. And if you dared to think that it was safe to go back into the shower, now that almost 50 years have passed since Psycho, he may make you think again with a spot of grisly mayhem that shows that ‘bloodbath’ isn’t just a lurid figure of speech. (General release from 30th January.)

The Brøken - Sean Ellis’s glossy horror thriller

At the Cinema | Revolutionary Road

Revolutionary Road - Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet play young lovers whose marriage turns sour in 1950s America

This portrayal of a marriage turning sour in 1950s American suburbia sees Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio reunited on the big screen for the first time since Titanic launched them both to stardom in 1997. Kate and Leo’s April and Frank Wheeler, hopeful young lovers turned disappointed spouses, both feel that they are a bohemian cut above their conventional neighbours, but April’s plan to revive their marriage by moving to Paris soon comes unstuck. Directed by Sam Mendes (Kate’s husband, in case you’d forgotten; read what he has to say about watching his wife have screen sex with Leo), this adaptation of Richard Yates’s classic 1961 novel aims for classic status itself but comes across instead as a dour and depressing extended episode of Mad Men. (General release from 30th January.)


At the Cinema | Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist

Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist - Michael Cera & Kat Dennings as Nick and Norah

An American teen movie that manages to be cool and smart and also sweet, Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist is the tale of a pair of teenagers - slightly dorky Nick (played by Juno’s Michael Cera) and insecure Norah (Kat Dennings, who was impressive in the offbeat high-school comedy Charlie Bartlett last year and even has her own blog)  - who unexpectedly hook up in the course of one long New York night. Peter Sollett’s film is a bit too laid-back for its own good, but it does have some witty bickering banter between the leads plus a cool soundtrack from a bunch of achingly hip indie bands including Vampire Weekend, We Are Scientists and Band of Horses. (General release from 30th January.)


News Muse - it’s all about the actors

Last week, News Muse was speculating over whether Joaquin Phoenix had lost the plot or if there was some method to his madness. Well, not to my surprise, the Artist Formerly Known As Reatively Normal has the world as his audience for his very own happening. According to friends, his retirement and subsequent music career launch are all part of an ‘art project’.

Oh pur-leeease! Joaquin, get your pretentious butt into a shower right now, shave off that caveman beard and get back to the type of performance art that people actually appreciate you for - it’s called a c t i n g and you’ve been nominated for it.

Check out Joaquin in his ‘last ever’ film, Two Lovers, out in the UK 27 March.

On to another actor, one actually busying himself with the art - Christian Bale, who celebrates his 35th birthday today.

Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne

It’s often easy to forget how young a lot of big actors are (or how old oneself is…), considering how much they’ve already achieved, I mean. Although right now, in awards season, I’m pretty sure Bale is getting tired of being reminded that a dead guy acts better than him

Hopefully he’ll get a chance to outshine the villain in the next Batman film.

It was Elijah Wood’s birthday too this week, on Wednesday. But I don’t rate the baby-faced hobbit so won’t waste much space on him. If you do (rate him) then get off my blog and get thee here!

An actor I really do rate however is Matt Damon. I watched The Talented Mr Ripley for the umphteenth time a few weeks ago when it was on telly, and his performance just blows me away every time. Not to mention the Bourne movies (note to friends: I want the box set for my birthday!).

Matt Damon as Jason Bourne

But apart from his great acting, Matt Damon comes across as a really nice, down-to-earth, intelligent guy with sound politicial views. You may remember my blog post about his hilarious and poignant comments on US politician (and hockey mom!) Sarah Palin.

Well, the opinionated actor has had his say again, this time about James Bond, adding yet another quotable quote to showbiz history:

‘Bond is an imperialist, misogynist sociopath who goes around bedding women and swilling martinis and killing people. He’s repulsive.’

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

Pineapple Express - Competition winners

Pineapple Express on DVD

Our competition to win copies of the two-disc special edition of the stoner comedy Pineapple Express is now closed. Well done to all our entrants - everyone answered correctly that the film’s title refers to a type of cannabis.

We called upon the film’s befuddled heroes to pick out the winners, who are Angela Kilvert-King, Linda Holden, Natalie Wilkins and Anne Turner. Congratulations folks, enjoy your prizes!

Big Screen - This week’s top ten at the cinema…

  1. Slumdog Millionaire
  2. Hot seat… Questions are asked when a teen orphan from the slums of Mumbai makes it to the final rounds of India’s Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?



  3. Valkyrie
  4. Blast from the past… Tom Cruise heads the cast of this fact-based thriller about an attempt to assassinate Hitler during World War Two.

  5. My Bloody Valentine 3D
  6. History repeating itself… A man (Supernatural’s Jensen Ackles) returns to his hometown ten years after a grisly massacre drove him away – and discovers a copycat killer is on the loose.

  7. Seven Pounds
  8. Guilt trip… Will Smith plays a man tormented by the role he played in a tragic accident. He sets out to redeem himself by helping seven strangers.

  9. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
  10. Neighbours from hell… The third instalment in the fantasy franchise explores the origins of the war between vampires and werewolves.

  11. Role Models
  12. Growing old disgracefully… Two reckless salesmen are ordered to mentor some wayward children.

  13. Bride Wars
  14. Marriage mayhem… Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway do battle as best friends who are scheduled to hold their respective weddings on the same day.

  15. Beverly Hills Chihuahua
  16. Canine caper… A pampered pooch (voiced by Drew Barrymore) gets lost in Mexico and relies on her friends to help her get home.

  17. Frost/Nixon
  18. Face-off… Ron Howard directs this drama based on the historic battle between former US president Richard Nixon and British broadcaster David Frost.

  19. Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
  20. Wild things… When their plane crash lands in Africa, a group of zoo escapes from New York adjust to life in the wilderness.


Mamma Mia!

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Here I go again… watching this movie that is. It’s available on demand from this week, but I’ve actually already got it on DVD and yes, like most people, I’ve watched it numerous times already.

With it being a Friday today, with no other movies on TV that grab my interest, it’s a great excuse to invite friends round, pop open the wine, and start loosening up those vocal chords. I could select the sing-a-long version on my DVD, but I’m a big Abba fan - I really don’t need it.

Mamma Mia! - Meryl Streep

Now, what did I do with that pink scarf? You see, I’ve discovered that the numerous steps leading up to my front door are just perfect for re-enacting that Winner Takes it All scene.

Available on demand on Sky Box Office and FilmFlex

Awards Season | And the RAFA goes to…

Slumdog Millionaire - Dev Patel & Freida Pinto

Danny Boyle’s Slumdog Millionaire has just gathered another clutch of awards, picking up a trio of  highly coveted RAFAs. What on earth are RAFAs, you ask. Well, not to be confused with Razzies, or, indeed, a Spanish tennis player, these are the Richard Attenborough Film Awards, voted for by UK regional film critics, and Slumdog has walked away with the gongs for Film of the year, Filmmaker of the year for Boyle and Rising Star for Dev Patel.

The full list of RAFAs, announced today, goes like this:

Film of the year    Slumdog Millionaire
Filmmaker of the year    Danny Boyle, director, Slumdog Millionaire
Rising Star of the year    Dev Patel in Slumdog Millionaire
Actress of the year    Kate Winslet for The Reader
Actor of the year    Mickey Rourke for The Wrestler
Screenwriter of the year    Martin McDonagh for In Bruges

This year, the public also got in on the act, awarding a pair of people’s choice awards to The Dark Knight, one to Mamma Mia!, and yet another, for British Breakthrough Star of the year, to Dev Patel.

Boyle, who introduced his film to the UK press last October at Cinema Days, a trade event for regional journalists held on this occasion, coincidentally, in Dickie Attenborough’s childhood home of Leicester , was chuffed with his brace of RAFAs: “This is a delight and an honour to be recognised for Slumdog Millionaire. My only regret is it doesn’t happen for every film!”

Could an Oscar (or two) be next?

The Dark Knight: The IMAX Experience

The IMAX Experience

With record-breaking numbers of bookings already being taken for The Dark Knight’s forthcoming run at the BFI IMAX cinema in London and it’s sister screen at the National Media Museum in Bradford, my son and I felt pretty privileged to have secured a ticket for the preview screening last Thursday. With Heath Ledger having been nominated for a string of awards (some of which he has already won) for his performance as The Joker, the timing of the screening also seemed exceptionally poignant, falling as it did on the first anniversary of the 28-year-old actor’s death. Rather annoyingly the weather decided to add to the dark gothic atmosphere of the whole occasion by being absolutely miserable. So as we walked out of Waterloo’s freezing cold, rain-lashed concrete jungle into the IMAX’s foyer we felt we’d already got into the spirit of things, so to speak.

The Dark Knight - Christian Bale’s Batman in action

Now I should point out here that my teenage son and I were approaching the screening from slightly different perspectives. I hadn’t yet seen Bryan Singer’s much-lauded Batman sequel, so I’d put my film reviewer’s hat on and had weighty and important questions such as ‘Could Ledger’s Joker really be as chillingly good as everyone says?’ and ‘Would this film live up to the immense potential of Singer’s Batman Begins?’ vying for space in my head. My son on the other hand confessed to me he had already seen the film five times (‘What…? No wonder you never have time to do your homework’) and just intended to chill out and absorb the whole IMAX Experience with added popcorn (although he didn’t of course say ‘chill out’ as that would be totally uncool).

As it happened, though, as soon as the lights dimmed and the huge IMAX screen (which is something ludicrous like eight double decker buses high) lit up with the first few shots of night-time Gotham cityscapes and Christian Bale’s Caped Crusader in full-on adrenaline-pumping Bat-mode our perspectives converged somewhat - or rather careered into each other head on at warp speed.

The Dark Knight - Christian Bale’s Batman rides the awesome Batpod bike

Much popcorn was consumed, my eyes popped out, all my weighty and important questions flew straight out of my head and I thought I might be suffering from vertigo for the first time in my life (be warned there are a heck of a lot of swooping Batman-eye views of Gotham’s skyscrapers). Luckily, the film had just enough talky non IMAX-shot scenes (mostly featuring Morgan Freeman, Gary Oldman and Michael Caine giving us some vital clues as to what the hell was going on) for me to remember to catch my breath and not end up with a permanent phobia. In other words, it was a total blast — and this from someone who doesn’t even like rollercoaster rides.

At the end of the night I only had two quibbles. The popcorn was far too salty (but isn’t it always) and it was still pissing with rain as we waited for the bus home on Waterloo Bridge. And frankly, by that time, I’d had enough dark windswept Gotham City atmosphere to last me till spring.

The Dark Knight is showing at the BFI IMAX in London and the National Media Museum in Bradford from 30 January .

Rita, Sue and Bob Too

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On Film4 tonight at 11.25pm

Hmm, this clip from tonight’s film brings it all back. You see, I grew up in the north of England in the 1980s and I wore beautiful, flattering clothes exactly like that, had hair even better than those mullet styles. I also listened to Bananarama and probably had my own cool style of dancing at that time. However, I would like to make it quite clear right now that the similarities stop there, and I never went up on t’moors with anyone called Bob.