On Film4 tonight at 7.05pm

I’m very excited about tonight’s movie because Angelica Hustons’ Morticia is currently top of the list on my potential Halloween costumes this year. Click here to see the ones I’ve already been considering.

I’m hoping that seeing Angelica in this movie will cement my decision, but just in case she puts me off, I’ve compiled a new list as back-up:

Achieving the black & white effect might be tricky

There’s bound to be someone who’ll refer to me as Frankenstein, and that’s bound to bring about a reaction like this.

A straw will solve the drinking problem, but don’t fancy eating sausage rolls with that on.

Might get jaw-ache doing that all night

Too scary.