Archive for September, 2008

Knights of the South Bronx & other inspirational teacher movies

Couch Potato Pickings

On Film4 tonight at 7.10pm

Ted Danson

How many of us are lucky enough to be truly inspired by a teacher at school?

Ted Danson

Judging how many inspirational teacher movies there are out there, you’d think it was quite common. I don’t think it is. There was only one teacher during my school years who was truly inspiring.

In tonight’s film, Ted Danson’s teacher inspires inner city students with chess.

Almost any subject is capable of touching hearts and minds though, if taught well. Here are a few of them…

Renaissance Man

Basic reading skills, taught to soldiers by Danny DeVito.

Freedom Writers

Hilary Swank inspires inner city kids to write.

Stand and Deliver

I personally wasn’t very good at this subject at school.

(Is it just me, or is anyone else humming a certain song now?)

Goodbye Mr Chips

No, it’s not a movie about Jamie Oliver’s attempts to reform school dinners. The teacher in this film dedicates his life to inspiring the pupils at a school for boys. This is the granddaddy to all the “inspirational school teacher” movies.

Mona Lisa Smile

Can you guess what Julia Roberts might be teaching her girl students in this one?

Akeelah and the Bee

Click here to find out if you need to be inspired by this movie.

Take the Lead

Antonio Banderas is strictly inspiring in this one.

Only the Strong

Mark Dacascos and martial arts

Mr Holland’s Opus

Richard Dreyfuss makes a fuss about music.

Music of the Heart

Meryl Streep gets passionate about the violin.

Madame Sousatzka

Shirley MacLaine gets even more passionate about the piano.

School of Rock

No, it’s not masonry, I’m still on the musical theme.

Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit

Whoopi Goldberg gets soulful about choral music.

The Chorus

More choral music, en Francais

To Sir With Love

Lulu…

Finding Forrester

More writing.

Dead Poets Society

Dead poets.

Coach Carter

Samuel L Jackson and basketball.

Hardball

Keanu Reeves and baseball.

Pride

Terrence Howard and swimming.

High School High

A rather disappointing D-minus spoof of all of the above.

There are also a load of made-for-TV movie ones, so this list could go on for ever. Here’s a list of the teacher movies that have been the highest grossing at the US box office.

In Memoriam: Paul Newman

26 January 1925 - 26 September 2008

We’ve put together a gallery of images from some of the screen legend’s greatest performances. Let us know if you disagree with the selection - and do tell us which is your favourite Paul Newman movie.

The Best view | Made of Honor & In Search of a Midnight Kiss on DVD

Made of Honor - Kevin McKidd, Michelle Monaghan & Patrick Dempsey

Has Hollywood lost the plot when it comes to the romantic comedy genre? Watching Made of Honor, which brazenly recycles the plot of My Best Friend’s Wedding, you’d certainly think so. Remember how Julia Roberts belatedly realised she was in love with her lifelong best buddy and tried to scupper his impending nuptials? Well, now it’s Patrick Dempsey (aka Dr McDreamy from Grey’s Anatomy) playing the slow-on-the-uptake singleton turned would-be marriage wrecker.

We first encounter Dempsey’s Tom at a university revel in 1998. He’s sporting a Bill Clinton mask and looking for his ‘Monica’ but instead ends up mistakenly climbing into bed with his girlfriend’s roommate, Michelle Monaghan’s Hannah.

Made of Honor - Patrick Dempsey & Michelle Monaghan

Tom and Hannah both recoil in horror, but fast-forward 10 years and they’ve become bosom buddies. Yet it only dawns on Tom that Hannah is his soul mate when she disappears to Scotland for six weeks. Too late, chum. Hannah returns with hunky Scottish fiancé Colin (played by Kevin McKidd) and asks Tom to be her ‘maid’ of honour. Tom’s aghast, of course, but agrees, hoping to throw a spanner in the works before the big day.

Made of Honour has some tolerably amusing moments. The late director and actor Sydney Pollack, in one of his last film roles, provides the odd wry smile as Tom’s much-married dad, who’s about to get spliced to bride number six, if his attorney can sort out the pre-nup before the blonde gold-digger reaches the church. And the bridal shower, organised disastrously by Tom, provokes a chuckle or two.

But any British viewer’s toes will curl in embarrassment as soon as the movie lands in a tartan-clad, whiskey-swigging, Brigadoon-like Scotland for the wedding. Director Paul Weiland (Sixty Six), a Brit, seems so determined to find the twee in tweed that by the time the movie pits Tom versus Colin in the caber toss in the Highland Games preceding the wedding, you’ll be too appalled to care who turns out to be the biggest tosser.

In Search of a Midnight Kiss - Sara Simmonds & Scoot McNairy

Lovers of romantic comedy would do far better with In Search of a Midnight Kiss, which comes out on DVD in the UK next week. Filmed in lustrous black and white, this quirky low-budget indie movie isn’t your usual rom-com fare, however, and has a far from typical romantic lead as its protagonist.

Scoot McNairy’s 29-year-old Wilson is a depressed and lonely wannabe screenwriter from Texas who has recently arrived in Los Angeles after being dumped by his girlfriend. It’s New Year’s Eve and he has no prospect of a date for the evening, so his best friend and flatmate Jacob (Brian Matthew McGuire) persuades him to post a personal ad on the online community service Craigslist.

His ad, “Misanthrope seeks misanthrope”, leads him to hook up with sulky blonde aspiring actress Vivian (Sara Simmonds), who is ruthlessly auditioning candidates to be the man she’ll have on her arm when the time for the midnight kiss of the title comes around. As the day unfolds, the pair wander around the city together, visiting some of its more out of the way corners and slowly opening up to each other.

In Search of a Midnight Kiss is sometimes wilfully, ostentatiously crude – we have hardly been introduced to Wilson when he is shamefully caught masturbating to a Photo-shopped image of his flatmate’s girlfriend.  Yet the movie has a romantic streak too, not least in the way that it finds a visual poetry in the parking lots and faded movie theatres of downtown LA. When Vivian reveals that her hobby is photographing abandoned footwear,  the film pauses for a beguiling montage of ‘her’ photographs. (See ‘The Lost Shoe Project’ here.)

Writer-director Alex Holdridge’s debut movie has been likened to Woody Allen’s Manhattan (because of its black-and-white photography) and Richard Linklater’s Before Sunrise and Before Sunset (because of all the walking and talking). In Search of a Midnight Kiss isn’t in the same league as those films, far from it, but there’s enough wit and tenderness here to put many a bloated Hollywood movie to shame.

Couch Potato Pickings - The Ice Storm

Showing on Film 4 tonight at 9pm

I don’t know about you, but this film leaves me cold.

Couch Potato Pickings - Pan’s Labyrinth

Showing tonight on Channel 4 at 9pm

I’ve not yet spoken to anyone who didn’t enjoy this movie. It was the film that blew everyone away in 2006. And, it has a far more imaginative fantasy world than The Lord of the Rings trilogy. What do you reckon?

Couch Potato Pickings - Election

Showing tonight on Sky Movies Indie at 8.15pm

Who is the most despicable character in this dark comedy? Is it overachieving high school pupil Tracy Flick or frustrated, spiteful high school teacher Jim McAllister?

Cast your votes now, and while you’re pondering, here’s something to make you laugh.

Big Screen - This week’s top ten at the cinema…

  1. Tropic Thunder
  2. Rumble in the jungle… A group of actors are dropped into the middle of a jungle to film a Vietnam war movie. The spoiled stars soon discover they’re in real danger. It’s a comedy.

  3. Mamma Mia!
  4. Dancing Queen… Meryl Streep can dance. Meryl Streep can jive. Meryl Streep is clearly having the time of her life in this money, money, money-making film version of the musical inspired by ABBA songs.

  5. The Women
  6. Ladies who lunch… A close-knit group of high society women start to question their friendships and relationships. They also do some shopping.

  7. Pineapple Express
  8. Class A comedy… A stoner goes on the run with his dealer after witnessing a brutal murder. Their hopes of hiding from the killers soon go up in smoke.

  9. The Duchess
  10. Keep your wig on… This story of the scandalous 18th-century aristocrat Georgina Cavendish features Keira Knightley and some sizeable hairpieces.

  11. The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas
  12. Against the odds… An unlikely friendship between the son of a Nazi concentration camp commander and a Jewish boy on the other side of the camp fence has devastating consequences.

  13. RocknRolla
  14. Sex, thugs and rock ’n’ roll… Guy Ritchie’s latest crime caper follows some London criminals as they attempt to get rich quick on the back of a land deal scam.

  15. Disaster Movie
  16. The end is nigh… The team behind Scary Movie and Epic Movie offer up this spoof of blockbuster disaster movies.

  17. Step Brothers
  18. Family ties… Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly play childlike men forced to live together when their single parents get married.

  19. The Strangers
  20. Stranger danger… A young couple staying at an isolated summer retreat are terrorised by masked strangers. Things will go bump in the night.

News Muse - Sex and the City: The Prequel & The Sequel

The Movie

I almost wet my pants on Monday. It could have been from running for the bus in my Manolos (ok, ok, George of Asda), but more likely, it was from sheer excitement over finally owning my very own pink copy of Sex and the City: The Movie! Because, for me, it’s up there with The Devil Wears Prada, both fabulous fashion extravaganzas that are easy on the eye and easy on the mind. Great for a Saturday night in with the girls.

So imagine my excitement when I heard that Sarah Jessica Parker is up for doing a sequel and will be meeting with screenwriter Michael Patrick King to discuss ideas!

What would be your dream SATC storyline?

Well timed with the movie’s DVD release, Candace Bushnell announced this week that she’s planning two novels based on Carrie Bradshaw’s high school years. She said she could see Disney’s Miley ‘Hannah Montana’ Cyrus playing Carrie…

Please Candace, spare us the trauma! Besides, wouldn’t people much rather hear about what Samantha got up to in her teens?

Well, let’s not worry about it for now. The Carrie Diaries haven’t even been published yet (planned for 2010), let alone made into a film. While you wait, I suggest you go back to the beginning and read Bushnell’s brilliant original Sex and The City newspaper columns that became the funny book, that inspired the sassy TV series…well, you know the rest.

007.jpg Click here to listen!

Let’s finish off this week with a tune. The theme song for the new Bond movie, Quantum of Solace, got played on various British radio stations earlier in the week and has been slated ever since. What do you think?
Alicia Keys and White Stripes front man Jack White duet the song Another Way To Die to a violent drone of brass instruments - not quite my cup of tea. But I reckon it’s a great time to be a proficient tuba player, what with the success of LOST (they lurve a bit of brass) and this movie.

The Best view - Swing Vote

Swing Vote - Kevin Costner & Madeline Carroll

With the American presidential race getting scarier by the day, surely only the savage iconoclasm of Hunter S Thompson could do justice to the election’s madness and mendacity. Just imagine the ferocious spleen the author of Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ’72 (his account of that year’s Nixon-McGovern contest) would have unleashed on god-fearing, moose-hunting, hockey mom Sarah Palin, aka “Caribou Barbie”.

In the absence of the great Gonzo journalist, who you will recall blew his brains out with a .44 calibre pistol in 2005, it appears we will have to make do with Swing Vote, a good-natured and mildly satirical comedy from little known writer-director Joshua Michael Stern, maker of 2005’s Neverwas (Neverwhat?).

Stern’s movie stars Kevin Costner as a loveable loser named Bud Johnson, a boozy slacker who lives with his precocious 12-year-old daughter Molly (played by the equally precocious Madeline Carroll) in a battered trailer in the town of Texico, New Mexico (which sounds made up but does in fact exist). Bud has promised the civic-minded Molly that he will vote in the upcoming presidential election but passes out drunk in his truck instead.

Swing Vote

A series of contrivances then unfold, with the outcome that the entire election hinges on Bud’s un-cast vote. As a result, the media descends on Bud’s home, and so do Republican incumbent Andrew Boone (Kelsey Grammer) and Democrat challenger Donald Greenleaf (Dennis Hopper). In the days that follow, as swarms of reporters hustle for a scoop, Boone and Greenleaf, and their slippery campaign managers (Stanley Tucci and Nathan Lane), bend themselves out of shape in an effort to sway Bud’s decision.

A series of hilarious spoof campaign ads show the consequences. Bud babbles a half-baked thought; the politicians pounce on it; and end up flip-flopping their most deeply held values. So Republican Boone comes out in favour of gay marriage and ecological preservation, while liberal Democrat Greenleaf starts making anti-abortion and anti-immigration pronouncements.

In the end, though, the movie is too frightened of alienating half its audience to take sides; so cautious about offending either the Red states or the Blue states that it sits on the fence. (Can a political satire be apolitical?) A bruising scene involving Mare Winningham as Molly’s estranged mother hints at the true desperation of America’s “working poor”, as Molly accurately describes Bud, but overall the movie prefers to aim for a mood of Capraesque uplift. Ultimately, Swing Vote, like Costner’s protagonist, is too benign to go for the jugular and settles instead for tickling us gently in the ribs.

Couch Potato Pickings - The Addams Family

On Film4 tonight at 7.05pm

I’m very excited about tonight’s movie because Angelica Hustons’ Morticia is currently top of the list on my potential Halloween costumes this year. Click here to see the ones I’ve already been considering.

Angelica Huston

I’m hoping that seeing Angelica in this movie will cement my decision, but just in case she puts me off, I’ve compiled a new list as back-up:

Elsa Lanchester

Achieving the black & white effect might be tricky

Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein: Robert De Niro

There’s bound to be someone who’ll refer to me as Frankenstein, and that’s bound to bring about a reaction like this.


Anthony Hopkins

A straw will solve the drinking problem, but don’t fancy eating sausage rolls with that on.

Night of the Living Dead

Might get jaw-ache doing that all night

Robert Helpmann

Too scary.