I was watching Midnight again the other day on BBC Three and it struck me that this episode was one of Russell T Davies’s finest. This got me thinking, as Russell is handing over the reigns to Steven Moffat for the next full series, which of their episodes were the best.
After much pondering and some memories of wishing I could hide behind the sofa - I’ve come up with a definitive and very subjective list. Now, before we crack on, I should point out that I’ve excluded the season finales, as it’s not fair to include them.
Episodes by Russell T Davies
1. Turn Left
From the opening, you know this is going to be something special. Do you ever wonder “What if I did that instead…”? In this case Donna is forced to change the key decision that led to her meeting The Doctor. Her life (and the world) without him is so much darker and turbulent without him.
2. Midnight
The enemy without becomes the enemy within. Fear is the real enemy in this story and The Doctor loses control of the situation, his voice and his body and, for once, he is the most scared.
3. Voyage of the Damned
The (Starship) Titanic is sinking, thanks to a vengeful megalomaniac and everything on Earth will die, but…
“I’m The Doctor. I’m a Time Lord. I’m from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I’m 903 years old and I’m the man who’s going to save your lives and all 6 billion people on the planet below. You got a problem with that?”
How brilliant to do a Christmas special that’s essentially a remake of The Poseidon Adventure? It even had Kylie Minogue in the Shelley Winters role…
4. Tooth and Claw
Action and adventure in the Scottish Highlands. Battling a werewolf and ninja monks, whilst trying to protect Queen Victoria (superbly played by Pauline Collins) without realising that Prince Albert had already provided a means to save her.
5. School Reunion
It’s always tricky to bring back a former companion, especially someone as iconic as Sarah Jane Smith, but here it’s handled so well. We also find out what happened after The Doctor dropped her off in Croydon (sorry, Aberdeen) and how she put her life back together. All of this set against a great story with the Krillitane using the children they haven’t eaten to crack the “god equation”.
Episodes by Steven Moffat
1. Blink
The scariest episode of the new series. The Doctor and Martha are sending messages from the past to help people in the present to avoid a brush with the Weeping Angels. Have you ever tired not to blink? How difficult would it be if someone said, “Don’t blink. If you blink, you die”?
I don’t know about you, but I’ve been suspicious of statues ever since.
2. The Girl in The Fireplace
It’s the monster under the bed. It’s a love story spaced across a few meetings in a life. It’s where the one thing The Doctor doesn’t have is enough time. It’s scary, comic and heartbreaking.
I always cry at the end.
3. Silence in the Library / Forest of the Dead
All of human knowledge and literature deposited in one place, The Library. Certainly an exciting prospect, but there’s death in the air or rather the shadows - the Vashta Nerada. The specks of light in a sunbeam that eat quicker than a tank of hungry piranhas.
Now it really is time to be afraid of the dark!
4. The Empty Child / The Doctor Dances
The Doctor and Rose are chasing something mauve and dangerous - “Red’s just a bit camp.” - arriving in London at the height of the blitz. Who is this child that can call the phone on the TARDIS, turns on radios and has lost his mummy? Why does everyone who touches him grow a gas mask? And just once, just this once, could everybody live?
5. Time Crash
I love multiple Doctor episodes and this was a superbly done mini-episode for Children In Need. Forget any previous specials - like the truly hideous Dimensions In Time - this sat perfectly between Last of The Time Lords and Voyage of the Damned, was touching and fun.
“You’ve changed the desktop theme, haven’t you? What’s this one? Coral?”
Anyway, must dash. Two minutes to Belgium…