As you can clearly see, you’re not meant to touch things here. This is the model of the Blaidd Drwg power station, proposed for Cardiff by the Mayor, who just happens to be Margaret Blaine, who’s actually not human, but an alien of the Slitheen family from the planet Raxacoricofallapatorius

Now, the model as you’ll know, is not actually a model of the Blaidd Drwg power station, but in fact, a tribophysical waveform macro-kinetic extrapolator Or Pan dimensional surfboad, if you like.

We didn’t get to try it out unfortunately as there was a Slitheen at close quarters at the time. Suffice to say there were plenty of other things we did get to see and there were an alarming number of big red buttons that you could press. “A Great Big Threatening Button Which Must Not Be Pressed Under Any Circumstances”.